[The scene cuts to the Titans are doing a hobby. Cyborg is doing burpees, Starfire is writing a document on a notebook, Raven is reading a book, Beast Boy (as a cat) playing with a yarn, and Robin ready to have his birdarangs and staff.]
- Robin: I got my birdarangs. And now I have my staff.
- Starfire: Isn't it the good that if I am the writing the document about you loving the me?
- Robin: Yeah. Now kiss me!
[Starfire kisses Robin and blushes]
- Robin: You're making me blush!
- Raven: You're doing good, Starfire. You're doing good...
- Robin: Oh no!
- Cyborg: What is it?
- Beast Boy: Somethings wrong, dude?
- Robin: It's the H.I.V.E.! They're robbing a bank.
- Raven: Where's Jinx?
- Robin: I said she's already retired! Don't worry about it!
- Beast Boy: Well if Jinx gots retired, she wasn'ts a villainess, brah.
- Robin: Okay, okay! Sheesh. Titans Go!
[scene cuts to the H.I.V.E. robbing a bank]
- Robin: You're going down, Mikron O'Jeneus!
[Robin fights Gizmo with a staff]
- Gizmo: Oh yeah? And if you thought Jinx wasn't the leader, Tenebra is now!
[Tenebra is brushing her hair and puts it back into her very own purse]
- Tenebra: Oh, don't you say. I remember that time how you have brought here.
- Raven: Something to say about you, Tenebra! But I got your back!
[Raven is fighting Tenebra, Beast Boy is fighting Billy Numerous, Cyborg is fighting Mammoth, Starfire is fighting See-More, and Robin is fighting Gizmo]
- Robin: I won't let you do this!
- Gizmo: That's because you're a poopybutt!
- Robin: Poopybutt?
- Gizmo: Poopybutt! Your staff is poo poo!
- Robin: It's not poo poo! I mean it!
- Gizmo: Yes, you stupid poopybutt!
[Gizmo smacks Robin with a weapon and the mask ended up flying away]
- Robin: Oh no!
[Robin covers his eyes with his elbow and screams]
- Robin: I cannot believe it!
- Starfire: What's the wrong?
- Robin: My eyes! My mask! My sanity! [screams]
- Gizmo: That's the lamest thing I ever seen!
- Billy Numerous: I know right?
- See-More: Right, man.
- Mammoth: Maybe he needs a doctor.
- Starfire: Uh, Robin?
- Robin: Yes?
- Raven: There's a parasitic twin in your eye.
- Robin: My eye?
- Cyborg: And it's in your eye socket!
- Beast Boy: Yeah, dude! And theres was a parasite dude that looks likes you has in it, yo!
[Robin uncovers his eyes but now has a parasitic twin popping out of his own eye socket. Robin is screaming and faints]
- Robin's Parasitic Twin: Hey, I'm not very scary!
- Beast Boy: Wow, this is gettings disgusting.
- Cyborg: I know, right? I didn't knew that Robin had an identical twin brother.
- Robin's Parasitic Twin: Hi, big bro!
- Robin: Hi, little bro! Wanna fall in love with Starfire?
- Robin's Parasitic Twin: Sure! [to Starfire] Hi, Starfire! You're so cute!
- Starfire: Why the hello there. My name is the Starfire. And the you must be?
- Robin's Parasitic Twin: A parasite!
- Raven: The parasite wasn't very scary at all.
- Robin: I know.
[The H.I.V.E. scream in panic]
- Gizmo: You're gross, snot twin!
- Billy Numerous: Ewwwwwww!!!
- See-More: Oh no! [vomits]
- Robin's Parasitic Twin: I'm not that scary. I'm cute!
- Gizmo: What's this?
- Tenebra: Don't you dare!
- Mammoth: Oh no! This is geting worse!
[Gizmo pokes the parasitic twin and the parasitic twin punches Gizmo]
- Robin: Hey, I should call you your "mini-me"!
- Robin's Parasitic Twin: Hooray! [giggles]
[scene cuts to Starfire ready to kiss Robin's parasitic twin; scene cuts to at the tower, Cyborg meets up with Robin and his twin]
- Cyborg: Booyah! Cannot believe we fought crime and you just had your twin!
- Robin's Parasitic Twin: Well Thank you so much, Cyborg!